Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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