we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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