Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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