Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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