Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Sober January is a disaster.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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