Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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