it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i was born a porn star she said
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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