I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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