a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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