So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My pussy is not your playground.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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