How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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