Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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