yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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