So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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