this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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