we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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