Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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