"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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