Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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