I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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