What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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