K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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