yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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