I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
from now on my penis is your penis
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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