dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
