did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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