There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Randomize
