Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
