You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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