Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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