VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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