Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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