just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Someone signed my nipple.
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