whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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