No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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