Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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