Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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