GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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