The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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