Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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