Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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