Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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