i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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