its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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