well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
how does that bad decision feel?
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