Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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