When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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