is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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