This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
