pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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