I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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